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Pedro Alvarez Is Getting Better

05.26.15 Posted by

I mentioned in my recap of the excruciating Cardinals’ series that Pedro had walked four times in one game, despite walking just seven times in the previous 23. That certainly was an improbable outcome, but it’s less improbable than it used to be. For Pedro Alvarez has, without a lot of fanfare (and with plenty of whatever the opposite of fanfare is), significantly improved himself as a hitter the last few years.

Pedro first started making himself useful in 2012; he slugged 30 homers in 149 games and hit .244. He was a 25 year old 2+ win player with a lot of raw power, which is a very promising thing to be. He struck out more than 30% of the time, however, and walked just 9% of the time, but given his promise and age it seemed reasonable to think he could augment both numbers enough to be really dangerous as he entered his prime.

Next season, he hit 36 homers, but his walk rate dipped below 8%, while his strikeout rate stayed above 30% and his OBP dipped below .300. This is when people started to worry: he was still useful, because he was killing the ball any time he didn’t miss it entirely. But instead of seeing an improvement in plate discipline, he actually got worse. It wasn’t too worrisome the year before when his K rate was stopping him from becoming a terrific hitter, but it sure was now that it was threatening to stop him from being even a decent one.

Things changed last year in just about every way possible. Pedro played in 122 games before eventually being benched with a case of the yips, having forgetten how to throw the ball to first. When he did play, his back-of-the-old-baseball-cards numbers looked worse than usual: he was hitting fewer homers and his average was down a couple of points.

But his underlying numbers looked much better. Pedro’s BB rate was over 10%, and his K rate fell all the way to 25%. Not only was this a significant drop, but it’s the only time he’s been below 30% in any major league season, and only a little worse than what he was putting up in AAA before he was called up in 2010. Bloggers and Twitterererererers wrote about his power outage, while a handful of people quietly noted the plate discipline improvement and predicted that it heralded good things in the second half. The theory was that the plate discipline improvement was real, but that there was an inevitable transition, and that the power would return after the transition. Then, the aforementioned yips became intolerable, and he switched to 1B. Shortly after homering twice in one game, and then once more two days later (transition finally over?), he suffered a foot injury and was done for the year.

This year, the trend has continued: he’s walking about 12% of the time, and his K rate is down another two points, to 23.5%. And the “transition” theory looks better than ever: his ISO (Isolated Power) is .256, the highest of his big league career, and almost exactly as high as the best ISO he ever put up in the minors.

Part of this is probably helped by the fact that he’s sitting against lefties routinely, but his current pace has him hitting 33 homers in fewer than 500 at bats.

The dreams of Alvarez as a Frank Thomas Clone are probably dead, but it’s worth stepping back and admiring how difficult transitions like this can be. Ballplayers are creatures of extreme routine, and rebuilding your approach as a hitter can’t be easy for someone who’s had preternatural success at virtually every level before now. But it appears that’s exactly what’s happened, and the underlying numbers suggest the the change is working, and sustainable.

Filed under: El Toro, Pedro Alvarez

Series Preview: Bucs-Reds, Games 26-28

05.05.15 Posted by

It’s May 5th, and the Pittsburgh Pirates are 12-13.

Cardinals Series Wrap-up

Awful. Three winnable games (two that we probably should have—rather than merely could have—won, resulting in three walk-off extra-inning losses.

The pitching was very good, and we saw promising things from Pedro, who somehow walked four times after walking just seven times in his previous 23 games. More on his promising peripheral improvements in another post. But the offense is significantly underperforming, and while we can reasonably expect improvement on several fronts, both McCutchen and Harrison are reaching the point where we have to start questioning their ability to do so. In Cutch’s case, because of a possible injury, and in Harrison’s, because he might be crashing back down to earth after an improbable 2014.


Friday, May 5th, 7:05 pm

  • Locke (2-1) vs. Lorenzen (0-1)

    Saturday, May 6th, 7:05 pm

  • Cole (4-0) vs. Leake (1-1)

    Sunday, May 7th, 7:05 pm

  • Burnett (0-1) vs. DeSclafani (2-2)

  • That said, neither will be this bad. Either Harrison improves, or he makes way for Kang over time, and either Cutch starts looking like Cutch or he goes on the DL. The question is whether or not the offensive improvement will be enough to counteract the likely regression to come for the starters, who have been exceptional.

    Reds Series Preview

    The Reds swept the Bucs in the season’s opening series. One of the losses was in extra innings and another was by one run, and the Reds have gone just 9-13 since. The Bucs run both Cole and Burnett out in this series, and miss Cueto completely, so this is really the kind of series the Pirates ought to win convincingly if they’re as good as we hope they are.

    Filed under: Cutch, everybody freak out, Josh Harrison, Series Preview

    Series Preview: Bucs-Cards, Games 23-25

    05.01.15 Posted by

    It’s May 1st, and the Pittsburgh Pirates are 12-10.

    Cubs Series Wrap-up

    We played the Cubs on the road, they won two of three. The offense looked woefully overmatched the first two games but came alive in the third. Gerrit Cole was again the kind of stopper we need him to be. So far, all signs point to Cole making The Leap this year.

    The most notable thing about this series was that, if you think the Cardinals (our next opponent) are going to take the division again, it’s possible our games against Chicago could matter a lot more. Assuming you buy their 12-8 start. I don’t, entirely, and still think they’re a year or two away, but it’s reasonable to think they may have arrived early.

    Cardinals Series Preview


    Friday, May 1st, 8:15 pm

  • Burnett (0-1) vs. Lynn (1-2)

    Saturday, May 2nd, 2:15 pm

  • Liriano (1-1) vs. Lackey (1-1)

    Sunday, May 3rd, 2:15 pm

  • Worley (2-2) vs. Wacha (4-0)

  • For about two years now, every single series we’ve played against St. Louis has been a “big series,” and this one’s no different. They’re off to a hot start, but they’ve lost Adam Wainwright for the year, so there’s an opening here.

    The Cards are going to avoid Cole, but they’ll have to contend with Burnett today and Liriano tomorrow, both of whom have pitched extremely well so far. The Pirates’ rotation is faring much better than anyone had dared hoped, but with Morton out it’s pretty top heavy, in the “Spahn and Sain and pray for rain” vein. Jeff Locke and Vance Worley are serviceable as fourth and fifth starters, but given the quality in the other three slots that’s a noticeable drop off, and that makes the way the rotation shakes out really important in any given series.

    Looking at the matchups in this series, it seems like winning on Sunday’s going to be pretty rough, with Worley going up against Michael “Wocka” Wacha, who’s off to a hot start. So if the Bucs are going to win this series, the most likely route is taking the first two games behind strong performances from their starters, and the offense hitting like it did on Wednesday, and not the two preceding days.

    Filed under: Gerrit Cole, series previews

    An Ode to Arquimedes Caminero

    04.30.15 Posted by

    Sung to the tune of “Canyonero“.

    Can you name the guy who throws four seams
    Hurls so fast, he scares other teams.

    Camerino! Cam-in-er-o.

    His slider’s good, but his fastball’s live
    His heat cooks steaks, hits a hundred-and-five.

    Camerino! (Yeah!) Cam-in-er-o.

    Well, he throws so fast, you wouldn’t believe
    Lets go of the ball, sets fire to his sleeve.

    Camerino! Cam-in-er-o.

    6-foot-4, with a ten-foot stride
    250 lbs. of Dominican pride.

    Camerino! (Yeah!) Cam-in-er-o.

    Top of the line in professional sports
    Unexplained fires are a matter of course.

    Camerino! Cam-in-er-o.

    Well, he blinds everybody with his super high speed
    He’s a bat-snappin’, glove-poppin’, pitchin’ machine!

    Camerino! (Yeah!) Cam-in-er-o.

    First threw a ball on the day of his birth
    Give him a place to stand, and he’ll move the earth.

    Camerino! Oh woahhhhh, Cam-in-er-o!

    Throw Caminero! (Yah!)

    Filed under: Arquimedes Caminero, parodies, The Simpsons

    A Free-Flowing (Truncated) Conversation About the 2015 Pirates

    04.06.15 Posted by

    For the second straight season, Chris and Tim previewed the 2015 Pirates’ season. Key positions were discussed, as well as our season predictions. Here is the truncated transcript of said discussion. 

    Tim: Kind of a boring spring training, right? No real position battles to discuss since NH said the job belongs to Polanco, outright.

    Chris: It’s weird, right? One of the unappreciated things about following a crappy team is that there’s usually a lot of positional drama each year. One position or another will be a veritable black hole, and next thing you know Kevin Freakin’ Polcovich is starting half your games.

    Speaking of Polanco, what are your expectations for him this year? It’s fair to say he was underwhelming last year.

    Tim: Given his reputation, his defense was really discouraging last year. If he can be a plus defender and run the bases well, then he’ll get a longer leash at the plate. I’m guessing plus defender, plus on the bases, league average hitter; turns the corner at the plate in 2016.

    Jung Ho Kang – What do you think the plan will be with him?

    As in, how will he be used, where will he start the year (if he keeps up his bad spring), how do you think he’ll play in the bigs?

    Chris: I don’t think he starts opening day; I think Mercer does. I think at first he’ll be one of those pinch-hitters that pinch hits pretty much every game, though, and he’s obviously first in line to spell any non-1B infielder who needs a day off. Who he ends up replacing (if anyone) depends mainly, I think, on whether or not Neil Walker can actually hit lefties now.

    As for how he’ll play, I think the power will translate pretty well. A dozen homers in a little more than half a season’s worth of at-bats seems likely. I expect the average to be pretty low, but the paucity of power in the league means that you can be useful hitting .230 with a lot of pop. Especially when you play middle infield.

    Tim: Long-term, I think this season is a try-out for him to make either Neil Walker or Pedro Alvarez expendable.

    Chris: What do you think about Cole this year? Does he finally take The Leap?

    Tim: I don’t think it’s very homer-y of me to say that he’s right at the tipping point and, if healthy, will be the starter that we’re hoping for, but it’s also, maybe equally easy to imagine, that he’ll be off and on the DL all year and be a headache.

    The Cubs were one of the darlings of the off-season, the Reds are healthy (for now), the Brewers are returning a respectable team, and the 2014 NL Central champion Cardinals added Jason Heyward to their team. Where do the Pirates fit in there?

    Chris: This is one of those situations where there’s only one really smart prediction: Cardinals first, Bucs second. It’s totally possible Chicago is better sooner than everyone thinks, and it’s totally possible the Pirates finally catch St. Louis. But I don’t think anyone can say any other prediction is genuinely the most likely–the thing you would bet your life on, if you had to.

    That said, what would a season where the Bucs finally top the Cards look like?

    Tim: For the Pirates to overtake the Cardinals, I think we’d need 2-3 of the following to happen this year (in order of most to least likely): (1) good, healthy Liriano, Cole, (2) Wainwright to be hurt/middling, (3) Marte to make the leap from 4 WAR to 6 WAR, (4) Heyward to NOT become a great hitter (again), (5) Polanco to post +3 WAR, (6) above-average offense from first base for the Pirates

    Chris: The thing about Marte isn’t so much the ceiling, though, but the floor. He’s got the same thing going on as Polanco, where he’s got a diverse enough set of skills that it’d be REALLY hard for him not to be worth a few wins each year. One begins to wonder if this is a deliberate personnel strategy: players that “fail” gracefully. That have upside but very little outright bust potential. Which is exactly what a smaller-market team needs.

    Tim: Locke won the 5th spot in the rotation over Worley. Thoughts?


    How do you feel about the potential tri-headed beast we’re going to be replacing Russell Martin with?

    Tim: The value of Russell Martin is that he’s good at all aspects of catching: framing, handling runners, blocking, calling games, and hitting. All of the other guys look to be good at some of those things, but not all at once. Cervelli looks like a good hitter, framer; Stewart is probably the best defender, worst hitter; and Sanchez can maybe only hit.

    What’s your Opening Day lineup for the Pirates? Projected season record?

    Chris: My idea lineup is probably:

    Harrison, 3B
    Polanco, RF
    McCutchen, CF
    Walker, 2B
    Marte, LF
    Alvarez, 1B
    J. Mercer, SS
    F. Cervelli, C
    Liriano, P

    I actually thought a lot about putting Pedro 4th, simply because if you bat Walker 2nd there’s not really anyone else that seems to fit there. That and I like the idea of giving him a fresh start. Whatever the order, though, it’s a pretty imposing lineup.

    Projected record: I’ll say 86 wins. Which I think is enough for yet another Wild Card game appearance.

    Tim: I’m going to say that the Cardinals age, implode and the Pirates win the Central with an 89-73 record. Hope springs eternal.

    Filed under: Chris and Tim Talk About Stuff

    Opening Day

    04.06.15 Posted by

    Today, thousands of blog entries will be written about baseball’s Opening Day. Almost all of them will make some reference to hope springing anew, or some other borderline-antebellum turn of phrase designed to tap into baseball’s pastoral charm. Am I going to do that, too? Yep.

    There are lots of reasons baseball feels timeless. One is that it’s the oldest of the major sports—they’ve been playing the World Series for over a century. Another is that they play the most games, which means, while it’s going on, baseball exists as a constant backdrop to life, and starts to feel like an inextricable part of it.

    But the most compelling reason, I think, is that baseball mirrors nature: like any hard-run race, it starts with a Spring and ends with a Fall. Hopes starts growing at the same time everything else does, the season heats up with the weather, and the cold sets in the same time as reality. There’s a reason they call each year a season.

    But enough about Opening Day in the abstract. What of the 2015 Pirates? Others have already written better season previews than I can, so I’ll talk about the next few seasons in aggregate, instead:

    The Calvary is arriving.

    I’m not a big believer in “windows” for competing, even for smaller-market clubs like the Pirates. And the sometimes head scratch-inducing personnel moves we’ve seen across the league over the last year or two suggests that the savvier clubs agree: keep yourself generally competitive as many years as possible in hopes of winning a baseball playoff that is increasingly lotteryesque.

    But whether planned or not, it seems obvious that the Pirates have a particularly good chance to compete at the highest levels over the next several years. Their best players are in their primes, several other uber-talented players are nearing the likely end of any big league adjustment period, and there’s a lot of rotation reinforcement coming up in 2016 and 2017. I don’t think we can say 2015 is a better bet than the next two years, but it’s the beginning of a very promising period. And given the Pirates’ ability to compete last year, widely regarded as a sort of “in-between” year while the aforementioned Calvary got itself ahorse, it seems wise not to underestimate them.

    And what more appropriate time of year than Spring to be opening windows?

    Filed under: Opening Day 2015

    Polanco Extension Talk: Latest in a Trend

    03.30.15 Posted by

    News: the Pirates are reportedly making another attempt at locking up Gregory Polanco with a long-term deal.

    Analysis: this is the latest example of an obvious Pirate front office modus operandi. Check out the pattern:

    1. Andrew McCutchen: McCutchen plays well for 2.5 years. The Bucs sign him to a 6-year extension through his (likely) prime seasons.
    2. Starling Marte: Marte plays well for 1.5 years. The Bucs shave a year off the process and sign him to a similar 6-year deal through his prime seasons. Taking this risk earlier means the deal is also for $20 million less than McCutchen’s.
    3. Gregory Polanco: Right on trend, Polanco has played 0.5 years in the bigs, which is about one fewer than Marte when he was extended, which was about one fewer than McCutchen when he was extended.

    All three times a charm?

    Granted, Polanco hasn’t performed at the level either McCutchen or Marte did before they were locked up, but it’s pretty clear what’s going on here: the Pirates, having had success each time with this method, have pursued it more aggressively the next time, trying to capture more of each player’s upside. It’s exactly the kind of smart risk a smaller-market team needs to be taking.

    Addendum: the deal Miami gave Christian Yelich recently is in the same vein.

    Filed under: Cutch, Gregory Polanco, Starling Marte, strategery

    The Site Has Been Redesigned

    03.23.15 Posted by

    You know how, before, this site looked one way? Now it looks another way. New season, new design.

    This new version–which I’m going to call 2WNDAI–should be a lot easier to read. It’s got fancy modern typography, larger font sizes, and works better on mobile devices. Because Pirates fans are affluent professionals on-the-go, always moving around and eating Gogurt during their Power Lunches.

    Filed under: Site Stuff

    Wild Card Game: Roster and Miscellaneous Thoughts

    10.01.14 Posted by

    Gregor Blanco (L), CF
    Joe Panik (L), 2B
    Buster Posey (R), C
    Pablo Sandoval (S), 3B
    Hunter Pence (R), RF
    Brandon Belt (L), 1B
    Brandon Crawford (L), SS
    Travis Ishikawa (L), 1B
    Madison Bumgarner (R), P

    So that’s pretty much a stacked deck of lefties, leaving only their pitcher and best hitters batting from the right side. I’m probably not the first person to tell you this, but Madison Bumgarner is quite a hitter himself, leading all pitchers in wRC+ this season and hitting 4 homers.

    Josh Harrison (R), 3B
    Jordy Mercer (R), SS
    Andrew McCutchen (R), CF
    Russell Martin (R), C
    Starling Marte (R), LF
    Neil Walker (S), 2B
    Gaby Sanchez (R), 1B
    Travis Snider (L), RF
    Edinson Volquez (R), P

    There aren’t really any surprises here knowing that the Pirates are facing a lefty. Seven righties, a switch-hitter, and one lefty batting 8th. Jordy, a veritable lefty-killer, is all the way up to 2nd and Neil Walker, much worse in his last few seasons batting right-handed, drops to 6th. The choice of RF is interesting and I addressed it below.

    The Pirates will have Clint Barmes, Chris Stewart, Tony Sanchez, Brent Morel, the odious Mr. Jose Tabata, Ike Davis, Andrew Lambo, and Gregory Polanco available off of the bench. The latter three comprise the corps of lefty bats. Tony Sanchez is on the bench because Martin and Stewart have been battling injuries over the last week.

    In order of how confident I am in them, here are the other pitchers available: Mark Melancon, Tony Watson, John Holdzkom, Justin Wilson, Jared Hughes, Vance Worley, Bobby LaFramboise, and Jeff Locke.

    So in total, we have the 9 starters, 8 position players, and 8 relievers available or 16 hitters and 9 pitchers.

    • It’s imperative that Clint Hurdle keeps Volquez on a short leash tonight. The Pirates essentially chose to start Volquez tonight and that decision has been widely discussed. The importance of the starter in the wild card game has been significantly overstated, but that is predicated on the idea that the starter only goes through the opposing batter order twice. It is well-documented that batters fare much better better against starters each subsequent trip through the lineup. If anecdotal evidence is required, look no further than Jon Lester’s meltdown in the 8th last night, a huge reason why the A’s are done for the year. Volquez shouldn’t face more than 18 batters tonight; the rest of the game should be entrusted to the bullpen.
    • Travis Ishikawa, yes, the one that broke camp with the Pirates, is going to be playing left tonight for the Giants. It’s an unenviable situation for them, of course, but injuries to Michael Morse and Angel Pagan have forced them into deciding between Ishikawa and Juan Perez. Ishikawa rates positively, by UZR, in the outfield but has only played 32 innings there in his career. So obviously we can dismiss his plus rating to a small sample size, but on top of that, this seems like a huge deal to have a guy play left in the most important game of the season knowing that he’s only been out there for literally three games. The Pirate lineup is going to be stacked with righties and it’s well-known that the spacious left field at PNC plays not unlike center field. This could be a huge factor in the game.
    • Likewise, there might be some merit to consider starting Polanco in right, knowing that the Giants have a lot of lefties in their lineup. Snider hits lefties (career wRC+ of 90 against them) much much better than Polanco (a ghastly wRC+ of 32 in a much smaller sample size), but Polanco is the superior defender, by far. Keeping Polanco available as a late-game pinch-hitter/runner/defensive sub is probably a little bit more valuable than holding Snider for the same role(s). This probably had to be the toughest decision for Clint in assembling the lineup.

    Wild Card Preview: Giants at Pirates

    10.01.14 Posted by

    On Wednesday, our Pittsburgh Pirates will host the San Francisco Giants in the wild card game, a one game playoff that will send the winner on their way to Washington for the real playoffs and the loser home to work on their golf swing. Over the next few days, there will be a ton of articles written about the two teams, how they match up against one another, and what the statistics say.

    This game is a coin toss, just like it was last year. Dave Cameron at FanGraphs just posted the playoff/WS odds for the remaining teams; those odds include the estimates for both wild card games. I would encourage you to read the whole thing (and FanGraphs in general), but using two different models that account for the two teams’ sabermetric performances, the Pirates are 52/48 favorites to win on Wednesday. Coin toss.

    Those numbers came from a computer. Here at TWNDAI, we don’t have computers as big as rooms or high-end algorithms to make such predictions. Instead, we (or rather, I, Tim) have MVP Baseball 2004 for the Nintendo GameCube.

    Using this veritable time machine, I decided to simulate the game by playing as our Pittsburgh Pirates and hosting the loathsome San Francisco Giants. Upon inserting the disc, I was treated to a whimsical opening montage of a proposed Cubs/Red Sox World Series game. The scene was set to what I originally thought was an Offspring song. “Yes, this is 2004,” I thought.

    The Pirates were ranked as the 31st best team in MVP 2004 (the AL and NL All-Stars were 1 and 2, respectively). In case you’re wondering, the Yankees were the best non-All-Star team, the Giants were 25th, the Tigers were 29th, the Brewers 30th, and the Reds 32nd. What a time to be the Cubs and Cardinals!

    It’s worth noting a few things. MVP 2004 Baseball is the only baseball video game that I’ve ever owned. I was really bad at it. Part of that was my lack of experience with baseball games and the other part is owed to my refusal to play as a team other than the Pirates. I barely remembered the fairly involved controls, but it’s not like I ever had a good grasp on them in the first place. The real 2004 Pirates went 72-89 (a rare 161 game season) and the Giants won 91 games; that was, of course, the year that the Red Sox lifted their curse and swept the Cardinals in the World Series. Okay, the stage is set, on the the game!

    The AI decided that Kip Wells would start the game for me/the Pirates, obviating any difficult decisions about using my better starter to try to win the division versus saving them for the wild card game. Ray Durham stepped into the box and we were on our way. Abandoning a more conventional strategy of fastball/change, I started the lefty with a slider low and away, but, forgetting the controls, hit Durham in the knee. Durham took 1st and JT Snow came to the plate. Cognizant of the runner, I wanted to make a pick off throw. Instead, I initiated the pitching sequence thing and hit Snow with a 4-seamer. The benches were warned and the Giants had two on with nobody out. I backed into a Dusty Baker strategy, of sorts. Marquis Grissom made me pay with an RBI single past Jack Wilson and brought Barry Bonds John Dowd to the plate. Things looked bad.

    Instead, Kip Wells dug deep and got Dowd to pop up to short. Edgardo Alfonzo hit a sac fly to make it 2-0 and AJ Pierzynski grounded out to short to end the inning. Not too bad.

    The Pirates were up to bat. Rob Mackowiak, right fielder of the past, was leading off against Jason Schmidt, a frightening pig man.

    Mackowiak singled firmly! Jason Kendall struck out, something that he rarely did in 2004, before Tike Redman put the Pirates on the board with a double into the right center gap! Jason Bay and Craig Wilson left Tike stranded at 2nd. Still, the Pirates got on the board and cut the Giants’ lead in half.

    Things settled down for a few innings until the odious JT Snow came up to bat for the second time. Not wanting to face the lefty, I chose the one pitch IBB and plunked him in the head with a slider, leading to Kip Wells’ early departure. I had to go to the pen and had a tantalizing pool of arms to choose from:

    Remove Wells, PIT pen

    Since this was a one game playoff, I opted to use a starter instead of a reliever. Into the game Oliver Perez came. He retired Grissom and struck out Bonds Dowd.

    On the other side of things, I couldn’t get much going against Jason Schmidt. My plate discipline was a bit rough and Jason Schmidt made me pay. With a runner on in the bottom of the 5th and 2 outs, I brought in recent acquisition, Bobby Hill to pinch hit for Oliver Perez. Hill lamentably popped out to 2nd to end the inning. This would prove to be much more costly than I initially realized.

    Kris Benson, who was far and away the best pitcher on the ’04 Pirates, came in to pitch the 6th. Ray Durham singled, bringing up JT Snow. Benson, in a fit of rage, hit Snow with a fastball, leading to an unfortunate series of events: Benson was ejected, Snow left the game, the benches cleared, punches were (presumably) exchanged, and Jack Wilson, a well-known agitator, was also ejected. I had to bring in another pitcher and choose a new shortstop. Joe Beimel was already warming up in the pen, so he was the logical choice to replace Benson, but my options at short were pretty thin.

    Sub Jack Wilson2


    I had two outfielders, a portly 1B, and a back-up catcher. It was only then that my managerial mettle was truly tested. After some deliberation, I moved Craig Wilson over to short based solely on the fact that his last name was also Wilson and brought in Carlos Rivera to be the new first baseperson. Craig Wilson, as you probably remember, was a horrid defender, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Beimel retired Grissom on a weak grounder to 2nd. Abraham Nunez got the out at 2nd, putting runners on 1st and 3rd for John Dowd. And then it happened. Dowd hit a sharp grounder to short. Craig Wilson skillfully fielded it, flipped to Nunez at 2nd, and Nunez threw to 1st to complete the double play. CRAIG WILSON STARTED A DOUBLE PLAY AS THE SHORTSTOP. Elation washed over the pixelated PNC faithful.

    Beimel wasn’t so fortunate in the top of the 7th. AJ Pierzynski hit a single to right that got past a diving Rob Mackowiak. Tike Redman got the ball in, but not before Pierzynski had himself a lead off triple. A Neifi Perez fly ball made it 3-1. Jason Bay, of course, didn’t have much in the way of a throwing arm.

    A rally was needed and Abraham Nunez was leading off. Not the hero we asked for, huh? He singled to right in defiance of his own true talent. Pressing my luck, I paused the game to look up how to steal bases. Abraham Nunez and I went for it. Pierzynski ended up getting off a strong throw and nailed Nunez. It was a costly mistake, as two more singles were hit in the inning to no avail.

    Josh Fogg pitched a pretty uninteresting inning, as he was wont to do. Craig Wilson made a nice stop ranging to his right at short and followed it up with an acrobatic jump throw to 1st. I think my ruse worked and I fooled MVP Baseball into thinking that Craig Wilson was in fact Jack Wilson; a y2k tactic that I will not soon forget.

    The hit parade continued for the Pirates in the bottom of the 8th; Jason Bay, Chris Stynes, and Craig Wilson all singled to load the bases before Abraham Nunez popped up a high 2-0 fastball to short.

    Fogg and then Ryan Vogelsong pitched the 9th and kept the Giants off of the board. Using Vogelsong in this game was, of course, controversial, as he is a member of the current SF Giants. Etiquette be damned. It was on to the bottom of the 9th.

    Robb Nen took the mound for the save. Carlos Rivera was up. Nen struck him out on a 2-2 fastball. One out. Ryan Vogelsong’s spot was due up; Lloyd McClendon called for J.R. House to hit. He drew a full-count walk to put a runner on first. Rob Mackowiak stepped in and flared a ball to left to put runners on 1st and 2nd to bring up the only actually good hitter (in the eyes of this game) on the 2004 Pirates – Jason Kendall. The Kid was 0-4 with 2 K’s, which was not very Kendall-like. I decided to model his approach a little bit more and commit to taking the 1st pitch; it was, of course, a heater down the middle. He swung through the next two pitches to make the 2nd out. It was down to Tike Redman, who was batting 3rd. He took the 1st pitch – a low fastball – but the ump called it a strike. 0-1. He roped the 2nd pitch down the third base line, but the ump called it foul. Instant replay/challenges weren’t available. Redman took a pitch outside to make the count 1-2, but Nen blew him away with high heat on the next pitch to secure the win.

    Final score: Giants 3, Pirates 1.

    The face of victory followed by your totals:

    Nen Victory

    Box PIT B

    Box PIT P

    Box SF B

    Box SF P

    So, there you have it. MVP Baseball 2004 and I simulated a 3-1 loss for our Pittsburgh Pirates. The triple to Pierzynski was fluky (he’s hit 23 in his 17 year career) and caused by the game’s weird controls (confusingly giving me an infielder to try to field it at first); I’m taking that run off of the board. Also, Robb Nen didn’t even play in the ’04 season! He blew out his arm for good in the 2002 World Series. Plus, the Pirates were horrible in that version of the game and fringe impossible to play as. If you gave them two extra base hits (since I banged out 11 singles), the game becomes a 4-2 Pirate victory, which is what I’m going with.